I'm sure you watch Home Alone at least once during the holidays. Every time Kevin inflicts pain on Marv and Harry do you give a little groan? It turns out an actual Dr. gave an expert opinion on what actual injuries the Wet Bandits would have sustained. Looks like the Kevin's home was probably pretty safe after his first prank or two. The paint cans along would have broken multiple facial bones, knocked them out cold and they would have lost a lot of teeth.